Dear People on the Internet,

About a month ago I started a newsletter with one modest goal—to get everyone on the internet to sign up for it.

And, like I said it’s been a month, but we’re barely half way there.

I’m having trouble processing this.

The latest newsletter just went out yesterday and contains things you might be interested in, like information on my upcoming book, the table of contents of the book, plus “legally obtained” stock tips and next week’s winning lottery number.

I think this is a “run, don’t walk” moment.

If you sign up now (even though I really should punish you for not doing it sooner) you will receive a follow up email in a couple of days containing a draft of part of chapter 1.

You’ll also be able to access previous newsletters, like the one where I asked for feedback on the cover design, which wound up being absolutely no help at all (as I explain in a newsletter).

The sign up field is at the top of the main page and the blog page.

Thank you, People on the Internet. I hope day to be able to thank each and every one of you personally. Probably in a newsletter.