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trump1. Trump is crazy.*

2. Trump is completely crazy.#

3. Trump is cray cray.@

4. Why are we even discussing this?

5. Sweet Jesus, do something.

6. Just look at his eyes, people. His eyes.

7. Dear God, are you there? It’s me, Pete.

8. I watch him talk and I’m like, “Whoa, no way. Seriously?”

9. Won’t anyone think of the children?

10. Folks, you can find Bible verses for practically anything, and so I’m sure you can find one where God is clearly telling you to not vote for Trump. I suggest something in Revelation 12 or 19.

*Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.
#Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.
@Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.

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Pete Enns, Ph.D.

Peter Enns (Ph.D., Harvard University) is Abram S. Clemens professor of biblical studies at Eastern University in St. Davids, Pennsylvania. He has written numerous books, including The Bible Tells Me So, The Sin of Certainty, and How the Bible Actually Works. Tweets at @peteenns.