1. Trump is completely crazy.*

2. Trump doesn’t even have hinges to become unhinged.#

3. Trump just can’t keep it zipped. His mouth, too.@

4. Why are we even discussing this?

5. Sweet Jesus, do something.

6. Just look at his eyes, people. Look. at. them.

7. Dear God, are you there? It’s me, Pete.

8. I don’t like how “apocalyptic scenario” has made its way into my daily speech patterns.

9. Won’t anyone think of the children?

10. Y’all can find Russia, fad diets, and financial advice in the Bible, so it shouldn’t be too hard to find a verse or two clearly telling you to not vote for Trump. I suggest leafing through Revelation 12 or 19.

*Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.
#Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.
@Google “Donald Trump” and watch any video.

***Alert readers will note that this post is not an endorsement of any presidential candidate, and so should not be taken as an endorsement of any presidential candidate. And I mean that. So don’t assume.***

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